Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing.
A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup".
Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What does mozart do now that he is dead? He decomposes...
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